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david-bowie-is-a-reservoir-dog:

aelur:

DAVID BOWIE The insatiable David Bowie is a rock star who groupies continue to lust after and rave about, and we hear that he’s into orgies and videotaping his encounters. David isn’t too picky when it comes to race or gender, but he does have a taste for “the beautiful people.” If you look like Camilla Parker-Bowles, you’ll probably be out of luck in getting David to show an interest in you. As David’s wife Iman can tell you, David is also fascinated with black women, so all you gorgeous ebony ladies who want to experience Bowie might have a great chance with him. Bowie also likes his regular sex partners to have a certain amount of intelligence. If you’re an airhead who doesn’t know the difference between Rambo and Rimbaud, you’ll quickly be out of favor with Bowie.

I have to applaud his taste, though. Love his standards.

”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and…